Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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