He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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