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say what?
wanna hang out?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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