a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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