There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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