Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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