If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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