Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it's like heaven, but drunker
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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