don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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