I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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