ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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