The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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