I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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