I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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