suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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