Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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