I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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