If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's Friday. Sex?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
