how can u be prego again
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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