Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i drank out of a bidet.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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