I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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