don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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