I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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