i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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