if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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