i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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