So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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