idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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