Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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