try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
