SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Success! We fucked roommates!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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