3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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