Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
please don't ironically join a cult
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