my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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