mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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