This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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