What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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