Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Congratulations! We have a period
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