Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I want to have your abortion
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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