I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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