i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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