Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He has the fingertips of a God
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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