Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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