i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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