If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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