Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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