we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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