he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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