just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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