Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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