After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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